Friday Night Give Away (+ a New Painting too!)

By on 3-06-2009 in Competitions / Contests, New Paintings, Prints

You Are Everything To Me - gorjuss

What a busy day we had today, our first ever photoshoot ! Well, I’m certainly not cut out to be a model, I’m all fingers and thumbs but I smiled lots and the friendly photographer did his best not to giggle at my attempts of ‘looking photogenic’.. we’ll share the article with you as soon as we know when it will be published 🙂  Finished (at last!) this new painting, titled ‘You Are Everything To Me’ ..  you can find her available as prints in the Etsy shop and on gorjussart.com too!

Yay Its Friiiiiday !!!

Yay it’s  Friday ! .. that means.. another Friday Night Giveaway here on the gorjuss blog.. we had such a giggle at your Scottish accents last week we thoguht we’d try another ‘theme this week for your coments..

The Prize: $21 Gift Certificate

This weeks theme: Made Up Proverbs (words of wisdom)

Ends: Saturday 10pm

An example of a made up proverb is a little peal of wisdom like “People in Glass houses shouldn’t vacuum naked” or “Eagles may fly, but weasels don’t get sucked into Jet engines..”  So please share your little words of wisdom and earn entry into the competition…

Remember ALL you have to do to be in with a chance of winning is leave a comment, you can comment as MANY times as you like, but no back to back commenting please!

Good luck everyone !

-Suzanne x

425 Comments

  1. What would life be without heels? Soleless.

  2. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn’t much left ter do.

  3. When you are young Tomorrow is so slow to come but actually never happens.

  4. There are two kinds of awards.

    The ones we receive and the ones we deserve.

  5. A squirrel who runs up a woman’s leg will not find nuts.

  6. A fool and his money……
    throw really good parties!

  7. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

  8. Of all the great treasures, the most precious are love and friends.

  9. If you can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel march in there and switch it on yourself…

  10. Never underestimate the power of…
    termites!

  11. Why do most of my Comments say they are awaiting moderation?

    baddog Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    March 7th, 2009 at 1:59 am

  12. I’m not sure baddog,i had the same for a wee while last week.I can see your comments though.

    Someone who sneezes without a hanky takes matters into their own hands.

  13. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

  14. Six of one, half a dozen of the other

  15. Two sides of the same coin

  16. In for a penny, in for a pound

  17. Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched

  18. A stitch in time saves nine

  19. To listen is to learn, and to understand is to inspire.

  20. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

  21. Birds of a feather flock together

  22. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

  23. Good things come in small packages

  24. More hilarious gems! I love it. I think we need to put these on our tags!

  25. And also some very nice ones too. : )

  26. April shower’s also bring the slugs out for a meal

  27. He who hesitates is lost

  28. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.

  29. Silence is golden

  30. Wise men think alike

  31. There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile cause he was as drunk as a skunk…..lol

  32. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

  33. A little thing in hand is worth more than a great thing in prospect.

  34. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

  35. A pound of care will not pay a pound of debt.

  36. Wise men say, only drunks fall in the puddle

  37. As sure as eggs is eggs / (God made) little green apples / night follows day / the day is long.

  38. Beggars’ bags are bottomless.

  39. Better to ask the way than to go astray.

  40. A man who runs behind a car will get exhausted.

  41. Birth is much, but breeding is more.

  42. Different strokes for different folks.

  43. If Superman is so wise how come he’s putting his underwear over his pants?

  44. Eat, drink and be merry (for tomorrow we die).

  45. Every law has a / its loophole.

  46. Singing can do the heart good but if you can’t sing on key – please only sing in the shower!

  47. Virginity like bubble,one prick, all gone.

  48. letting the cat out of the bag is whole lot easier than putting it back in,,,

  49. A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk i have a work station….what more can i say?

  50. The work stops here!