Who Framed Mr G?
Hellooooo .. hope you’ve all had a gorjuss week, always fun when it reaches Friday.. I love the giveaway! .. today I sketched, doodled, played with kids, did housework ( they make so much mess when they aint at school!!) .. Mr G packaged orders and framed some of the ltd edition prints and packaged & boxed them up too! Here’s some sneaky photos I took before they were put in HUGE boxes ( they have corner protectors on to keep them safe!)
There are still a few of these left in the shop so if you fancy one ( or a full set !) get on over there and grab it!
We have new brushed in the Photoshop Brushes section of gorjuss.co.uk:
They make lovely scuff texture but could be used for bark, ice, blood.. you name it, they wll come in handy!
Our Artfire shop had its first customer * yay!* and they will get some FREE gorjuss goodies in their order to say thanks for that.. also the next TWO customers who order form Artfire will get freebies too! Hurry !
We’re offering an 8″ x 10″ print of the latest painting ( You Brought Me Love) to this weeks giveaway winner! … all you have to do to enter is:
To Enter: ALL your post.. must RHYME! Not neccesary for you to rhyme with the previous persons post…but kudos if you do… lets see your prose skills put to good work.
Ends: Tomorrow night at around 10pm.
Winner will be picked by Random
No back to back posting please ( allow at least one other person to comment between yours!) .. and good luck !
**EDIT** SECOND CHANCE WIN — I know all you Twitterbugs wanna play too, so how about a SECOND chance to win.. ( thats right we’re gonna give away 2 of these gorjuss prints!) .. all you twitter lovers need to do it RT this blog post.. using the button at the top left… ALSO tweet us @gorjuss with your rhymes as well.
All will count as entries and will be eligible to win the 2nd chance print… So get tweeting…twitting… and Re-Tweeting… (1 Re Tweet each ONLY Please)
Put off your glove
And give some love
Because this painting
Is just amazing
Hmm I love writing but rhymes are not my favorites 😉 (especially when English is not your mother-tongue hee).
your giveaway sounds like fun
i know it is not a pun
i really want to be a winner
cause it is no fun being a sinner
so please let me win
a print not made of tin
and I will stop trying to rhyme
in case this could be a crime!!
thanks–Ellie
Oh what a fun blog post
But I would’t expect less from such a awesome blog host
I love your give aways the most
Glasses up and let’s give a toast
To the best artist on the Scottish Coast. hehehehe
those pictures look brilliant and cool
just looking at them makes me drool
I cant wait til Monday
the day after Sunday
The postman will think i’m a fool !!
I dont want this to degrade,
in to lyrical lemonade..
Try to keep it clean,
we dont want it to be Obscene.
Oh to Scotland, he did sail
The British Guy known as Bale
A great journey he did take
But he did it all for MrG’s Sake
He traveled far on the Sea
Searching for MrG
His travels were vast and long
All the while singing a song
“My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, My Bonnie Lies over the Sea, My Bonnies Lies over the Ocean, please save me from Mr.G”
Whats rhymes with gorjuss?
Well horse and boss and loss.
not eggs or sheep or banana.
that would cause a drama.
Now rhymings not my strong point.
I think thats pretty clear..
But did you know also.
Im not that good on speling either..
If English is not your,
mother tongue bonjour.
Or Hola erm erm erm..
I wish languages Id learn..
So If you dare to rhyme
in languages so inclined..
please do share them here..
We’ll babelfish no fear.
I Googled words that rhyme with Gorjuss, I looked and looked all round
Hours of searching led me to the response “Sorry no words found”
I have no idea what to do
I have no words that rhyme with you
Maybe we could skip rhyming your name but
Wouldn’t that be such a shame
Oh oh I will continue to ponder
While others continue to wander
But in the end I think we will all find
Some words cant rhymed
Je rime
C’est pas de la frime
En Français
Non pas en Anglais
Gorjuss
Is just so fabulous
I did find a lot to rhyme with Suzanne…
ahn, an, ann, anne, bahn, ban, banh, bann, blan, blann, bran, brann, caen, cahn, can, cann, cannes, chan, clan, dahn, dan, dann, duan, fan, fann, flan, flann, fran, gahn, gan, gann, glahn, gnann, grahn, gran, han, hann, jaan, jahn, jan, jan., jann, kan, kann, kanne, klahn, klan, klann, krahn, lahn, lan, lann, mahn, man, mann, manne, nan, pan, phan, plan, pran, rahn, ran, ranh, rann, san, scan, shan, span, spann, stan, stann, tan, tann, than, thanh, tran, van, vann, whan, yahn, yan, zahn
However some of those words I dont understand.
Maybe next week the challenge should be, defining words that make no sense to me.
What does rhyme with Gorjuss ?
I hear people ask
I havent a clue,
you’ve set us a task
To go look on google or yahoo or Ask
and if we cant find it
then what should we do?
go visit the monkeys
at Edinburgh zoo !!
oh dear, it started so well
i ran out of ideas
as you can tell
Oddly enough I am watching the Grince
You know the movie with all the Who’s
The one about Christmas
Written by Dr. Seuss
He is the guy that writes those cool books
about eggs, ham wockets and snooks
He is the most clever rhymer there is
Please tell me you have read books of his
If you haven’t you have missed so good times
He is the greatest with rhymes
Check out his books you will be glad you did
You will all giggle even if you aren’t a lil kid
This I do promise, cause I am so sure
Well maybe you wont if you are a bore
hehehehe
Nolween says she speaks mostly French,
But writing about Gorjuss was done with no flinch.
We believe the images are great
With that thought we do not hesitate.
Thank you so much Suzanne and Mr. G,
You both do awesoome jobs for Gorjuss LTD.
That is my rhyme, no more to say
Now wishing you a weekend that is pleasant
Filled with laughter and love
Don’t know how to end this maybe way to long
Thank you much for your patience and
Making me feel I belong.
Here are 2 syllables words that rhyme with Suzanne
beagan, beaudin, beavan, beef man, beer can, began, best man, bhutan, black man, blind man, boivin, bouman, bourquin, bousman, boutin, cave man, cezanne, chapin, chauvin, cheyenne, con man, couchman, cow man, cruzan, cspan, cyan, deignan, diahann, diane, dianne, divan, doran, drip pan, duignan, dupin, duran, dyan, dyane, end man, ent man, fayanne, floor plan, for an, front man, game plan, gaudin, gaulin, gauvain, gauvin, gayman, gay man, georgann, geurin, ground plan, harpin, hit man, iran, japan, joann, joanne, jourdan, lapan, lappin, lausanne, leann, less than, liane, lianne, louanne, loudin, lyanne, macmahon, mactan, maupin, mcan, mccahan, mccan, mccann, mcfann, mcgann, mchan, mcmann, mcshan, milk can, moisan, moran, more than, moulin, old man, outman, pecan, point man, poor man, poulin, quillman, quite an, rattan, red man, rich man, rodin, rosanne, roseanne, roussin, roxanne, ruthann, san-fran, saran, sea fan, sedan, spokane, sports fan, spray can, straight man, straw man, stunt man, sudan, susann, susanne, tien shan, time plan, tin can, toussaint, trash can, vantran, voisin, wenfan, white man, wild man, wise man, young man, you can.
Yes I googled that’s what I do
Oh don’t lie you do it too
Google is my favorite of all the search sites
Oh that Bing, I you say it bites?
“I you say it bites?”
UGH I need some proof reading before I post
Gorjuss, Gorjuss Pudding and pie
Made lots of Prints
that made me cry !
When that canvas
Came trough my door
Of i i ran away into my world .
Oh my Sandy I hear what you say
Your choice of rhymers makes my day
But please don’t forget Yogi Bear et al
His rhymes are quite silly for a cartoon ball
What does this have to do with Gorjuss you ask
I will make you decide, that is your task.
My task – I am bemused
cause Liz what you say – just makes me confused!
There once was a girl called Suzanne
who lived with her kids and her man
She loved to draw foxes
and cats and pack boxes
And i am her number one fan !!
i love them
your work it´s so cuteee
i want to win one print!!
hugs!
To win this print, Gorjuss
a poem is a must
A poet, I’m not
but I did have a thought
that a rhyme was a thing I could bust
My mom left for the time being,
So now im on here, and goodness what i’m seeing.
My mother just cannot seem to quit her rhyming,
And now that the Grinch has come on,
What “wonderful” timing.
I have to say this is kinda fun,
But now Sandy’s back…
So i guess im done.
=]
here goes –
My name is Magic Alice
and this is pretty gallus,
I dont live in a palace and I’m certainly not from Dallas…..!
Oh Little gorjuss Girl!
You Make My heart Swirl!
With Bows In your hair
You really are so fair
It is a warm embrace
to see your little face
And Oh The Friendly Squirrel
With his tail all a twirl
Im wondering how to ban Sandy
Her poems are frankly bewandy..
I did not make that up.
its really, Straight up.
I didnt Google a huge pile of word neeva!!
ps Sandy Jr… Good Job now keep her off!!
Suzy says Im not a good poet..
Her support I think I’m owe(t)
But nay she says no..
and Im all upset now….
So Im going back in my closet..
I just cannot compete with you
Writing in rhyme is not my forte
But to win a print so Ooooo!
I’m willing to give it my best, eh!
(read with a canadian accent lol)
There once was a little girl called Gorjuss
Who’s hair was full of sawdust
everytime she picked up a brush
everthing turned out lush
and that’s why we all love Gorjuss.. lmao
i am really bad at rhyming
and i have to work on my timing
but i absolutely love gorjuss prints
so i can’t just sit back and eat mints
We had to write a poem when I was a freshman in high school (long ago..lol)
I still remember it by heart. The eyes may have gone, but not the memory yet.
It was suppose to be about something meaningful and I chose the environment.
Beautiful is the sky above and the trees that stand so tall
It makes me think so much of love to which we all must fall
The ground is so very brown and soft, it’s grain I love to feel
And I would like to sit aloft the ground that is so real
The birds all fly around and sing the songs that are so pretty
They flap their little feathered wings above the giant city
Some day there will be none of these and there will be no fuss
You will know these luxuries are gone because of us.
I got an A on the poem by the way…..lol.
I am now just reading what MrG wrote
I think he is the one that needs banning
Shall we take a vote
My rhymes are quite whitty and cool
His a quite dank and drool
I can tell he is jealous of my whit
I can’t help his rhymes are shhhhh…
So I will leave you with this lil deposit
Lock the door and stay in the closet
hehehehehe
That surely is a Red Card
TO keep it clean just isnt hard..
Now Lorna will appear
with comments so rude we’ll disssapear.
And I am as good as The Bard
Mr G tries so Hard
To give out a Red Card
To Sandy it must go
who’s on a high not a Low
But better a Friend than a foe….
There once was a girl named Gorjuss
Who painted little girls for us
She sits and she draws
We give her applause
Then we order the tubes with no fuss.
A lil dab of this and a lil drop of that
A wee lil flutterby and a lil cutesy bat
Some stripey socks and some lil fox
Grant is busy packing up a box
Suzy is busy smiling with a wee bit of glee
Sandy is somewhere lurking and being sneaky.
Hugs for all………lol
Gorjuss painted a picture for me,
When I got it it made me go squee…
It arrived Saturday
and I mean flatterry
Its the best painting that i’ve seen..
Can I have a prize pleasE??
Red Card?
MrG is hard?
When did this become more then PG13?
You two are just obscene!
Lorna will be rude?
Better then being a prude?!
I think I need to close my innocent eyes
I am so shamed of you guys
Let’s keep this a G rated blog
Let’s not be a hog
We are all friends and mature friends aren’t we?
Well most all except the one know as “G”
The ramblings here are crazy
Doesn’t seem MrG is lazy
I think I may be a bit hazy.
You know what is really cool to me?
So much rhymes with G
I want the painting more than you
So you can just go boo hoo hoo
I’ll stay up all night
To win this fight
If that’s what I have to do
LOL
Oh But it would be fine
if she were all mine
I would hang her high
up on my wall
but for everyone to see
And look at her everyday
and fill my heart with glee
Stay up all night
Ugh I give in
I guess that’s it you win
Oh ummm wait a second wait a min..
This giveaway is won by random selection
Note a vote not an election
I could go to bed now and still win the prize
It’s all true I tell you no lies
The random thingie jigger will have the last vote
So goodnight all, and that’s all she wrote….
I have to say, Sandy
It’s been dandy
To rhyme with you
and a friend or two.
I know the prize
Is selected by random
Good luck to all
of the Gorjuss fandom…(It’s a word, it’s in the Gorjuss dictionary)
lol@fandom That’s a great word
Can’t say it’s one I have ever heard
I like it even still
Add it to my dictionary I will
Now an I speaking like yoda
hmmm maybe I need a soda
ok that last rhyme was lame
but lack of words that rhyme with yoda I blame
Ugh there I go with the yoda speak once more
it is past my bed time I am sure
Ok good evening good night
See you in the morning I might, lol
Oh one more thing before I go to bed
This rhyming thing is hurting my head
I will probably rhyme in my sleep
I guess it’s better then counting sheep
Goodnight all it’s been fun
Oh and this rhyming blog is a heck of a lot better then the backwards typing one, hehehehehe
i think rhyming is harder by far
than typing backwards, even in a car. 😉
With Sandy I’ll say that I must agree
Now who sounds like Yoda, oh must be me
The typing backwards is really hard
But you know MrG, he’s such a card
He likes to make our brains start hurtin’
He has a giggle, of this I’m certain.
I don’t know how you do it, Suzanne
How the heck do you put up with that man?
I’d be laughing so hard from his silly games
I’d never get my Gorjuss girls in their frames.
Little Mary had a well
and then one bleak day she fell
but no rock bottom she did find
an entire ocean as thick as wine
down, down, down she sank
deep inside this endless tank
she reaches out, for hands she seeks,
but anchors grow upon her feet
she sinks into the darkest cracks
seaweed surrounds her front and back
no light appears in this dark place
a saddened look spreads upon her face
what is to come? she thinks forlorn
my thread of life shall soon be torn
but alas dear Mary do not fret
a pair of fins your soon to get
and as she entered her deathful state
inside her heart life had a short time to wait.
don’t worry about Mary dear ,
she lives among the fish, no longer in fear
replacing her legs are rainbow scales
and on tuesdays she has tea with whales
a mermaid now you may see,
is Little Mary, her heart is free.